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Never fear a yeti, they're really not that scary They may be pretty smelly, but most are real hairy They like living in mountains, where everyone gets weary That's why you'll never see them, in a town such as Perry Living off of mainly moose, it's where they get their dairy And burger, steaks, and roasts, recipes don't often vary Flavor doesn't matter, they just drink until they're merry Acting as delusional drunks, they'll chase the Tooth Fairy Their homes are caves, that are quite deep and very Dark and lacking potpourri, that smells of wild cherry They think squirrels are evil, and should be eaten like a berry And if you disagre